Zeus hates my guts, but I’m named after one of his sons
Athena doesn’t like me, but I’m dating her daughter
Dionysus forgets camper’s names. He knows mine.
Can’t shoot a bow and arrow to save his life. Killed Geryon with one arrow.
Nico said he’s the most powerful demigod. In front of Jason.
Zeus offered me immortality, but I turned it down because of a girl
Tracks
When you can't understand a thing in class:
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Have you ever been so angry that yOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A WONDERFULLY ARTICULATE FASHION WITH BLAZING RAW WIT AND CUNNING REMARKS AND USING ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWINGLY INTELLIGENT WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU WEREN’T EVEN AWARE YOUR VOCABULARY WAS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING
(Source: thordoftherings)
#favourite professor #favourite literary character #favourite woman #favourite everything
#also favorite hat
(Source: rosereturns)
i wish world of color was like this, but still it’s AMAZING
(Source: superheromickeymouse)
(Source: worth-themonsters)
(Source: gustingrant)
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
#otp
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me:
who wants to be my girlfriend/boyfriend
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world:
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world:
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world:
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world:
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world:
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me:
whoa don't all shout out at once
(x)
(Source: finching)
